It’s about a tap dancing…penguin.

Get it?

Yeah, well I didn’t ’til about halfway through the movie.

As if flying isn’t bad enough in and of itself, they have to subject us to two pointless hours of poorly reworded hip hop songs, thinly veiled sex jokes, and nonsensical environmentalist propaganda.

Yes, life does have meaning. Shh!! Don’t let the children find out!

6 thoughts on “

  1. you shoulda read my post entitled ‘Popular Penguin Pornography’ a few months ago before wasting money to see this!i am so sorry that you had to suffer through such an experience.grace, peace.

  2. Haha, I just saw that movie the other day too. Well, I saw most of it, the other part of the time I was walking in and out of the theater because my little sister was barfing. I don’t think I really missed anything.

  3. “they have to subject us to two pointless hours of poorly reworded hip hop songs, thinly veiled sex jokes, and nonsensical environmentalist propaganda.”

    You’ve just described the modern day philosophy for children’s movies.

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