The Gore of Edna

To Whom It May Concern, wk0417_rispca_04-17-08_f29pi1r

Have you ever wondered what would happen if a star fell in love with a giraffe? IF ONLY YOUR NECK WERE LONGER, my 234,654 word children’s novel, answers this timeless question through the use of linked short stories, experimental poetry, and illustrations by my dog, Pepper.

I almost died laughing when I read that. That’s right: Died. Laughing. In the lobby of our ritzy lodge-hotel.

And subsequently had to dive off the chair to keep my power cord from being pulled from the wall and almost squished my laptop in the process.

The End.

writing from Klamath Falls, OR.  Wish You Were Here!

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